Having a hot chick merely put her clothes back on most-definitely does **not** generally erectify Mr. Happy's excited "standing at attention" status, since his enthusiastically-aroused owner is totally aware dat said luscious looker's delectable flesh is still present underneath said concealing garments. About da only thing dat might fairly-speedily "deflate" said eager stud's huge engorgement would be if da gal used her hands and/or lips to manually "relieve da pressure" inside said fellow's guy-junk; da prob wif dat method, of course, is dat then said desirous dude might not be able to "get it up again" when da lady was actually "ready for him", and so only time and further making out wif said voluptuous female would "erectify" said lack of performance.

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Erectifier

- A phaser/flanger effect
- A song

- A device to give you erections! It is based on a suction pump and a silicone massage device.

I need an erection without using meds like viagra!

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I need to create some funky sounds!

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I wonder what the name of this song was!

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Erectifier by Fukaface! April 28, 2011

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erectification

The process of fixing hard problems

His relationship was in such shit, it was in definite need for erectification.

erectification by Portman2 May 22, 2014

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erectifying

adj.
As in giving one a boner; purely arousing.

Synonyms: Bonerific

That ginormous breasted woman is erectifying.

erectifying by Tommy Connors January 27, 2004

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Erectified

combination of erection/erected and electrified
usually happens when a male gets an erection during hyperactiveness, or when something is so electrifying it gives you an erection.

"Holy shit! dude his penis is erectified"
"Man that made me erectified"
"That was soo f**cking erectifying!"

Erectified by Superant92 September 1, 2009

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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