Race of German barbarians who historically wade in the blood of Scots, Irish, Welsh, and loads of other innocent peoples; and are the people who run Britain. English have a history if bleeding other peoples dry for their labor and natural resources.

Very cunning, two-faced People. They are very polite to the face, and talk very nastily behind your back; unless they are drunk in a pub;- in which case they will start singing racist songs. There are two types of English people. One class is very very intelligent and capable, the other class is fairly stupid and capable of getting manipulated by the cleverer class. But as a combination they are very efficient.

English people are very hard-working people, and dislike lazy south asians and wogs very much. Pretty soon there won't be an English race, because the Pakis will soon out-breed them, and the blacks, who are prefered by the English lasses for their longer dicks and coolness, will soon finish their easy automatic mission of mongrelizing the English race.

Never go into an English pub, the local English buggers get very nasty once they are drunk - as compensation for their false politeness when they are sober. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Some favorite English pub songs are:-

"Nigger nigger nigger, what you had for dinner, you are a black beggar sinner, you are never ever a winner"

And the better known BNP pub anthem:-

"Paki go home...."
by Irish Superman April 13, 2007
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a language that lurks in dark alleys, beats up other languages and rifles through their pockets for spare vocabulary
That word didn't used to be part of english.
by j-narrah November 13, 2003
The english language has been tied down gagged and gang raped by skater fags, gangsta's and wiggers who all like to shove slang in its ass.
Dude dat was teh sickest move eva.

Yo was happenin ova dere? Its a pimp stealin our hoes, lets pop a cap in his ass and den steal his bling. Fo Shizzle.

Hmm shizzle i dont think i see that word in an english dictionary, maybe ill check the how to talk like you've never gone to school manual....
by James Haig August 04, 2006
A language that only really intelligent people know how to speak correctly.
That person speaks English correctly! Wow, how smart!
by myselfmadeit June 02, 2006
Either means the people of England or a sadly mangled language. Once belonging to the Germanic Anglo-Saxons, the language has since become influenced by scores of other languages, slowly destroying the English language and its structure and rules.

Shanty (From Gaelic "Sean taigh"("old house")), galore (from Gaelic "gu leòr" ("enough")), whiskey (from Gaelic "uisge" ("water")), hamburger (from "Hamburg steak"), flower (from French "fleur", itself from Latin "flor"), bloom (from German "blum" ("flower")) and countless other words from so many other languages have, for better or worse, steeped into English.
"Let’s face it: English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger, neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England or french fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat.
We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write, but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce, and hammers don’t ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So, one moose, 2 meese? One index, two indices? Is cheese the plural of choose?
If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? Park on driveways and drive on parkways?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? How can the weather be hot as hell one day an cold as hell another?
When a house burns up, it burns down. You fill in a form by filling it out and an alarm clock goes off by going on.
When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it?
Now I know why I flunked my English. It’s not my fault; the silly language doesn’t quite know whether it’s coming or going." -Richard Lederer.
by Lorelili March 28, 2005
Incredibly powerful and brutal race of people. Renowned worldwide for the ability to fight, hence why they are assiciated with lions, dragons, bulldogs etc, while the rose represents beauty.
Oh my its the english soccer hooligans, run!
by Will April 02, 2006
to paraphrase from Pulp Fiction:
Sammy L. Jackson: "Hey brad, where you from?"
SLJ: "What? hmm, do they speak english in what?"
B: "What?"
SLJ:"english, muthafucka, do uoi speak it?"
B: "What?"
SLJ: "Say 'what' again.." brandishes weapon
B: "What?"
SLJ: shoots B in arm.
by muddy shnuckles April 26, 2005
the most expressive language on the face of the earth. although widely insulted for it's strange spelling and grammar, no other major language on earth can convey ideas as precisely or as diversely as the english language. This is largely because of the huge amount of words that make up the english language, which dwarfs the vocabularies of other languages by comparison.

it's name is derived from the anglo-saxons.
as a kid i grew up speaking spanish. thankfully, i learned english and now i only speak spanish when i have no other choice.
by bobertdude December 03, 2007

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