The best looking women with the sexiest accents on this beautiful little rock we call Earth. This coming from a Scottish man.
"Your accent, it's the classiest sound I've ever heard in all my days."
"Yes you handsome Scottish devil, that's because I'm English!"
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1.A major Germanic language spoken by by from England, America, Canada,Some carribean countries, parts of south America. It is the most widely spoken germlang in the world and the most popular of the indo European. As a Germanic language it's rules where pretty simple. The language slowly began to lose major features such as gender,and case and conjunctions.
After the defeats to the Norman franks in 1066 The English language began adopting words from the French, with the adoption of words it also adopted a few peculiarities including unnecessary double constants eg.In the word unnecessary, Silent letters, Spelling unnecessary endings that are not pronounced eg. Boutique. Some of these are admirably due to sound changes, but the spellings remained the same due to French culture of formality.Spelling peculiarities grew worst when English decided to adopt words from other languages without changing their spelling. 16th and 17th century was filled with combining Latin and Greek words to sound more technical than each other so words the Technosophy people by like What's that? adopting words like Czech, Ocean,etc. Spelling no longer matches pronunciation. Most native speakers are unaware just how much they differ.
2.Refer to people of England, Settlers of the Anglo-Saxon tribe.
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The word is derived from the Old Germanic word meaning corner.

Other Derived words:
Ankle
Angle
Handle
(All relating to corner)
People speak a language called English
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the Amish term for "non-Amish," without reference to actual English ancestry or language
Amish people isolate themselves from the "English," the rest of the world.
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a slang term used in continental europe to describe BDSM/bondage service, usually from a brothel. this is because the english were a bunch of secret perverts, because of victorian repression. it's still used today, because we're STILL a bunch of perverts, just less secretive about it.
i say marjorie, get the riding crop from the cupboard, will you? i fancy a spot of the old english tonight, what?
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A language of German, French, Latin, Nordic and Celtic descent.
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Race of German barbarians who historically wade in the blood of Scots, Irish, Welsh, and loads of other innocent peoples; and are the people who run Britain. English have a history if bleeding other peoples dry for their labor and natural resources.

Very cunning, two-faced People. They are very polite to the face, and talk very nastily behind your back; unless they are drunk in a pub;- in which case they will start singing racist songs. There are two types of English people. One class is very very intelligent and capable, the other class is fairly stupid and capable of getting manipulated by the cleverer class. But as a combination they are very efficient.

English people are very hard-working people, and dislike lazy south asians and wogs very much. Pretty soon there won't be an English race, because the Pakis will soon out-breed them, and the blacks, who are prefered by the English lasses for their longer dicks and coolness, will soon finish their easy automatic mission of mongrelizing the English race.

Never go into an English pub, the local English buggers get very nasty once they are drunk - as compensation for their false politeness when they are sober. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Some favorite English pub songs are:-

"Nigger nigger nigger, what you had for dinner, you are a black beggar sinner, you are never ever a winner"

And the better known BNP pub anthem:-

"Paki go home...."
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