7 definitions by Yeahbutthis Istrue
A boy who is addicted to playing video games with his buddies while secretly wishing he could go down on them. He is extremely awkward around women because his face is covered with acne. He also likes to expose himself to grandmas. It's a mommy thing.
Girls his age try to avoid talking to him because his breath smells like he just ate his dog's turds. His moto is...when you can't be with the one you love, love your own dick. Besides playing video games he likes to hang out in bathrooms and listen to people take a poop. Do not confuse him with a video nerd, a boy who beats off while playing fortnite.
Girls his age try to avoid talking to him because his breath smells like he just ate his dog's turds. His moto is...when you can't be with the one you love, love your own dick. Besides playing video games he likes to hang out in bathrooms and listen to people take a poop. Do not confuse him with a video nerd, a boy who beats off while playing fortnite.
Wow, that video turd tried to brag about being the next to last standing in fortnite but I had to turn away because his pimples made me gag and he smells like my cat's litter box.
by Yeahbutthis Istrue March 5, 2020
The daily telephone call you make to friends, relatives, and neighbors to find out if they are carriers of "The Virus" and update them on your most recent body temperature - as if they cared. A Cring can help you plan out whether you are going to sit around and wait to die or break free and face an immoral trip into the desolated world to get more "essential" beauty products
by Yeahbutthis Istrue March 26, 2020
Gigaom is a research company that is a front for the C.I.A. created to scour dark web for voyeurs/prostitution/human trafficking/child porn. They spy on us by setting up targets that collect data through infiltration.
by Yeahbutthis Istrue March 26, 2020
Language used by Boomers so ignorant Gamers won't know what their grandparents are talking about. Usually words that contain more than one syllable and spelled correctly when written with pen and paper - secret tools that Gamers don't recognize. This language is known to a few Gamers that have an IQ over 89 which is only about 5% of Video Turds. A legend in Boomer history says that sometimes a Zoomer will scream out an English word as they beat off.
Hey, let's talk in English when we get some this afternoon so our grandson won't know we're having sex instead of taking a nap.
by Yeahbutthis Istrue March 21, 2020
An older hippie woman/child who is a monument to the divine feminine. Is practically extinct in the 2020's, but is still so relevant that even college men find her fascinating and can't quit bothering her. Has the Universe on her side of the game. She practices benevolent wicca and believes deeply love/life forces. Kicks ass in ARG.
When treated well, will teach the secrets of making women come like a musical ride. Never will de-fuzz her pussy just to prove she doesn't have to color her hair. Her mission is to develop younger generation of women to reclaim sexual pleasure from the clutches of men.
When treated well, will teach the secrets of making women come like a musical ride. Never will de-fuzz her pussy just to prove she doesn't have to color her hair. Her mission is to develop younger generation of women to reclaim sexual pleasure from the clutches of men.
Watch out for that natural beauty, she'll put a spell on you that will ruin your perceptions of sexagenarians. No other woman will ever be good enough for you.
by Yeahbutthis Istrue March 20, 2020
A brain disorder commonly thought to be caused by a genetic string and different balance of chemicals in the brain. Often associated with superior intelligence. People with their brains wired this way often are extremely creative and leaders in their field. Well known people with Bipolar include Michelangelo, Van Gogh, Winston Churchill and Hemingway. There is some evidence that people with this brain disorder are able to access more parts of the brain than the general population. Due to the fact that they constantly have to deal with a dumbed-down world, that are at risk for suicide.
Bipolar is a bitch but has its rewards if learned to be personally controlled when early signs of a frustrating swing occur.
by Yeahbutthis Istrue March 22, 2020
A term used by East Coast college women to describe a boy with a very small dick Usually resembling a McDonalds French fry. You never want to recommend him to your girlfriends when they feel like getting off. Not to be confused with a boy called small fries meaning he has no balls. Yes, literally, balls so small you can't see them.
A small fry usually has a Oedipus Complex and has no idea how to have sex. For example: He will try to play songs from Middle School when you take him back to your dorm room instead of something you can actually get off to. Some small fry(s) can be amusing which is their only redeeming quality.
A small fry usually has a Oedipus Complex and has no idea how to have sex. For example: He will try to play songs from Middle School when you take him back to your dorm room instead of something you can actually get off to. Some small fry(s) can be amusing which is their only redeeming quality.
When I went {down} on him I couldn't find anything. If you want to have a good time, stay away from that small fry.
by Yeahbutthis Istrue March 3, 2020