England Fan

A person who partakes in very few football activities. They do not go to football on saturdays, but own an England shirt and support a football team they have very few links with. They also regularly watch Soccer Am and play golf.

guy 1: I see you've got Tottenham on Wednesday night, why don't you go up with Danny, he supports Tottenham doesn't he?
guy 2: Nah he's just an England fan.

England Fan by vibeAdvice December 3, 2006

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England Fan

Someone who roots for the England National Football team. They are constantly rude and put lazers into goalkeeper's eyes when Kane is taking a penalty. They also boo your national anthem after it is done.

"Who are those really ugly rude drunk fans over there?"
"Oh, those are just ordinary England fans that have nothing better to do with their life."

England Fan by giorgio_chiellini24 January 19, 2022

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englandman

Englandmen are 7 feet white people. They r nice gentlemen like my friend Rueben.

An englandman is my friend

englandman by Terry_tomato April 21, 2022

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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