The gratuitous use of any photo editing tool made to make someone (usually celebrities) look like shit. Seen on every issue ever published by The National Enquirer or any check stand lane tabloids. Making people unattractive to make them attractive and making them look like a celebutard (only to sell magazines).
Digitally vandalized images. Or digitally altered in some way to some extent more or less. Closely related to digitally freshen up
Madonna's arms, Kirstie Alley's girth, and Angelina Jolie's face and lips, have been digitally unfreshend up so many times, it's not even shocking anymore.
I had to digitally unfreshen up some photos of my douchey ex before I could post them on Facebook.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.