December 21, 2012
The countdown to destruction. This time is different. It's not at all like those other doomsday
predictions, this one is based on the ancient Mayan calendar, so it must be right.
THE TIME IS NOW to buy books written to teach you about the apocalypse
, how to survive it, and of course, how to repent your sins just in time to go to heaven.
Yes, it's that time folks, just like 2004, 2001, 2000, and 1997, the world will end on December Fools Day. Oh yes, it's time to be afraid, again.
The gratuitous use of any photo editing tool made to make someone (usually celebrities) look like shit. Seen on every issue ever published by The National Enquirer or any check stand lane tabloids
. Making people unattractive to make them attractive and making them look like a celebutard
(only to sell magazines).
Digitally vandalized images. Or digitally altered in some way to some extent more or less. Closely related to digitally freshen up
Madonna's arms, Kirstie Alley's girth, and Angelina Jolie's face and lips, have been digitally unfreshend up so many times, it's not even shocking anymore.
I had to digitally unfreshen up some photos of my douchey ex
before I could post them on Facebook.
To use some sort of photo editing tool or program to make a person look better, younger, more aesthetically pleasing. Often used (and overused) on magazine covers. Can also mean the same as digitally unfreshen up
when you use the same tool to do just the opposite. Usually referred to as, or known as photoshopped
Rimmel London felt it necessary to digitally freshen up a very young Zooey Deschanel for their ad campaign, to the point where it doesn't look like her at all.
Every magazine cover with Fergie, Demi Moore, Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson they digitally freshen up to make them appeal to a younger demographic. It just makes them look like aliens.