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I had a dream on a back lot
I saw my life like a long shot
Of smiling faces in a picture parade
Of all the stills from the films that you made
That we would see in the Essoldo
After drinking coffee on the Giocondo

Elstree, remember me
I had a part in a B movie

I played a man from history

Elstree, oh look at me (oh, oh, oh)
Now I work for the BBC (oh, oh, oh)

Life is not what it used to be
I took no dives in the fight scene
I had a stuntman keep my suit clean
There's no technology to make up a song

They stop the orchestra if you get it wrong

Elstree, remember me,
I had a part in a B movie

I played a man from history

Elstree, oh look at me (oh, oh, oh)
Now I work for the BBC (oh, oh, oh)
Life is not what it used to be

Elstree

They made a field into a war zone

I beat the enemy on my own

All the bullets just went over my head

There's no reality and no one dead, in

Elstree, remember me
I had a part in a B movie

I played a man from history

Elstree

(Oh, oh, oh)
(Oh, oh, oh)
Elstree

(Oh, oh, oh)
(Oh, oh, oh)
Elstree

Elstree

(Oh, oh, oh)
(Oh, oh, oh)
Elstree

(Cut)
Elstree by Death Menace February 4, 2023
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