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Eckelberry 

a person who masturbates 5+ times a day
Guy: Close the door!!
Guy2: What are you doing?
Guy: Nothing! Go away!
Guy2: Dude... Don't be an Eckelberry
Eckelberry by anonymous622 February 18, 2008

Eckel-eptic 

(1) To be so absent of common sense, to attempt the most common of tasks is a danger to yourself and all of those around you.

(2) To have a strong scent of pork.

(3) To be unfamiliar with the force of gravity entirely.

(4) To instantly combust when mixed with pure oxygen.

(5) To de-evolve.

(6) To have an uncontrollable urge to to throw feces.
(1) Eckel-eptic subjects are aware of their condition, but when confronted about instances of severe eckel-epsia subjects respond with a blank open-mouth look while in what seems to be a brain-dead state (thought to be attempting to develope an acceptable reasoning for instance in question....no one really knows, process never completed).
Eckel-eptic by B77 September 18, 2012

eckelhofer 

a german name in descent usually with a small dick and hairy, but you still love him
haha look at that eckelhofer, gotta love him hes really cool
eckelhofer by ledgeman October 30, 2010

eckenswiller 

A really nice person who is shy and doesn’t talk first. Things they are ugly but isn’t and makes Tik Toks
I made friends with a Eckenswiller and she’s awesome
eckenswiller by Rhuan99 September 6, 2019

Oscar Eckersley 

A tall, ginger boy who can play pretty much any musical instrument you'd like him to. Absolute pro when it comes to running about his gaff under timed conditions. Also, an Oscar Eckersley will most-likely have to ask his mother, Grace , before going on a mad night out with the lads. Overall, everyone could do with an Oscar Eckersley to brighten up their life.
Man, that girl looks so sad...she could really do with an Oscar Eckersley right now.

Dennis Eckersley 

A sexual act in which a man climaxes on a woman's upper lip, then styles her mustache in the fashion of Hall of Fame pitcher, Dennis Eckersley.
If the woman does not have sufficient facial hair to accomodate this act, her actual hair may be used. However, a true "Dennis Eckersley" requires the woman have some facial hair.
"Bro, that chick you took home last night was gross!"
"Yeah, but she looked great after I gave her a nasty Dennis Eckersley!"
Dennis Eckersley by AllanCarlisle February 12, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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