Eating net 

When you are at a goth club and are so eager to please a woman that you go down on her before even taking off her fishnet stocking.

I was at The Pit last night and some creep totally tried eating net out of nowhere.

Eating net by jpoawijrolm;lk August 26, 2010

eatingness 

An exclamation denoting excitement at the prospect of a delicious meal.

We're going to the pho house for lunch! Eatingness!

eatingness by uwg March 12, 2008