eat the dick

phrase used to silence someone usually after saying something retarded. Or just to shut someone up even if they may have a point. Along with the added effect of ruining nearly any setting.

Todd: "Rich, turn the car off you're wasting my battery"
Rich: "Eat the dick, you use less battery power if it's on."
Todd: "what no it don't!"
Rich: "eat the dick"
-akward silence for the other 4 people in the car-

by Xeb November 14, 2003

eat a dick

a generic yet abrasive comeback to a verbal attack

John: Hey Melissa you freaking suck at flip cup
Melissa: Eat a dick

by halfjap October 27, 2005

Eat a dick

A phrase used in an argument, directing the listener to accept a male genitalia orally. Usually ends arguments and begins fights.

Random driver: <i>"You know what mother fucker, eat a dick man I'm tired of this..."</i>

Tom: *Missile drop kicks man in chest*

by jbwilliams4 August 24, 2009

eat a dick

the comeback of all comebacks
can be used in any situation, instant shutdown

also can be used to reject somenoe

lewis: life is like a fairytale, i still love you

alison: eat a dick

mikey: oi your a shit cunt
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: is that all you've got?
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: yeah i thought so
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: fine, you win
jeremy: yeah thats right eat a dick

by nevetSteven January 8, 2011

Eat a dick

A phrase used at someone who has made you angry

Dude, no one cares about your Sea Monkeys, eat a dick.

by BobbyMiller January 31, 2003

Eat a Dick

An exclamation to an argument or discussion. When someone wishes to put an end useless conversation with authority, or with a nasty remark, "EAT A DICK" does so perfectly.

AKA: Go fuck yourself!

My girlfriend was complaining that we don't spend enough time together and I disagreed by saying "EAT A DICK!"

by Will I AM 5 April 26, 2009

eat a dick

a phrase to convey anger. most effective against extremely obtuse straight males as it implies that they are homosexual.

Bill pushes Tom.
Tom tells Bill to "eat a dick".
Bill looks hurt and bewildered.

by Stacky August 27, 2003