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1.
a generic yet abrasive comeback to a verbal attack
John: Hey Melissa you freaking suck at flip cup
Melissa: Eat a dick
by halfjap October 26, 2005
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2.
A phrase used at someone who has made you angry
Dude, no one cares about your Sea Monkeys, eat a dick.
by BobbyMiller January 30, 2003
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3.
EAT a Dick = SOULJA BOY
SOULJA BOY: YAAAAAHHH!!!!

LEGENDARY ICE T: EAT A DICK SOULJA BOY....YOU SINGLE HANDEDLY KILLED HIP HOP
by PLA J SNIP August 28, 2008
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4.
a phrase to convey anger. most effective against extremely obtuse straight males as it implies that they are homosexual.
Bill pushes Tom.
Tom tells Bill to "eat a dick".
Bill looks hurt and bewildered.
by Stacky August 27, 2003
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5.
An exclamation to an argument or discussion. When someone wishes to put an end useless conversation with authority, or with a nasty remark, "EAT A DICK" does so perfectly.

AKA: Go fuck yourself!
My girlfriend was complaining that we don't spend enough time together and I disagreed by saying "EAT A DICK!"
by Will I AM 5 April 25, 2009
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6.
A phrase used in an argument, directing the listener to accept a male genitalia orally. Usually ends arguments and begins fights.
Random driver: <i>"You know what mother fucker, eat a dick man I'm tired of this..."</i>

Tom: *Missile drop kicks man in chest*
by jbwilliams4 August 24, 2009
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7.
the comeback of all comebacks
can be used in any situation, instant shutdown

also can be used to reject somenoe
lewis: life is like a fairytale, i still love you

alison: eat a dick

mikey: oi your a shit cunt
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: is that all you've got?
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: yeah i thought so
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: fine, you win
jeremy: yeah thats right eat a dick
by nevetSteven January 08, 2011
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