Eat My Fucking Dick: Based off the oft use SMD (Suck My Dick) that morphed into sub varients Smfd (Suck My Fucking Dick), Fmfd (Fuck my Fucking Dick), Smbbd (Sucky my Big Black Dick)
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'