"Lard God! If di coacoa buttah cyant dweet, mi cyant help yuh mi frend! Jesas Christ!"
by Pietro July 6, 2006
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Tweeting while deficating
Dusty, stop dweeting and get off the can. I gotta take an eight ball piss.
by dustyfromstl April 14, 2011
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Verb.

1) A Twitter tweet sent when drunk. A drunk tweet.

2) A Twitter tweet sent while on a date. A date tweet.
1) Did you see that dweet Adam sent last night? He must have been waisted.

2) @dweet He just went to bar to get us drinks, he is so hot.

by mcpaige May 1, 2008
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(1)Reference to a male erection.(2)The motion a boner makes.
(1)"Dude, I just had a dweet"(2)"DWEEEEEEEET"
by Nikate April 18, 2008
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Have you read the most recent dweet? It says: "Just landed in Da Nang, Vietnam to deliver a speech at #APEC2017"
by grabowski November 11, 2017
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Dweet: an object, place or person that is so unbelievably sweet that it must be misspelled.
"Yeah, well my Holy Avenger is so totally dweet."
by Neeeeeeeeeeeecole October 5, 2004
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An expression of extreme satisfaction/happiness, when something goes right.
That 900 was f**kin' dweet!! or, Dude! that party was so dweet, that sucks you couldnt come.
by muffinman-Dean July 9, 2005
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