Drywaller

The act of a male nailing or stapling his penis to the inside of his own leg.

"What?! He really did the Drywaller? What a fucking dumbass!"

by J.P. Morton October 1, 2006

drywalled

To buy drugs but instead receive a look-a-like substance. Comes from the practice of selling drywall to crack addicts during the crack epidemic.

Steve opened his bag of weed just to realize he had been drywalled and bought $20 worth of oregano.

by 56k March 15, 2011

drywall

v. The act of penetrating a female vagina when the latter is in a state of reduced lubrication. Penetration may result in penile and/or vaginal tearing.

Jason: "Sarah, you seem a little dry, should I slap on some lube"

Sarah: "Hell ya, I don't want you to drywall me!"

by terminal2 July 11, 2008

drywall

To commit the sexual deed of anal intercourse without the use of lubrication.

"Hey yo, I drywalled this dirty ho last night"

by Dil March 7, 2005

drywalling

When you come on a girls chest, let it dry and then chisel it off.

I splooged on a girls chest last night and rather than wipe it off with a towel I decided to do some drywalling.

by Jeff Walling November 29, 2007

drywall

A degree of getting ripped-off past "getting taken up the ass" or "getting screwed." The person cheating the other is not only "taking them up the ass," but are doing so without the consideration of even applying lubricant. It truly doesn't get any worse.

"Man, that salesman just drywalled me on that deal."

-or-

"He screwed me over when he sold me his atari, but not throwing in the games is just drywalling me."

by JoeGamble August 27, 2007

drywall

by far the most crunchy type of wall (out of the 218 variations i ate)

dude baco tell is selling drywall today as a crazy new flavor

by smokingsmarties October 22, 2022