11 definitions by Audi0sl4v3

A phone that works only when it wants to...
Man just a minute ago my phone was working great...Now I have no service...fuckin' Niggerphone
by Audi0sl4v3 December 11, 2009
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Me: You from Alabama?
Redneck: I do declare.
Me: Pee one me.
Redneck: Oh you wanting that Alabama Wetdown ain’t ya boy!
by Audi0sl4v3 July 1, 2022
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The sound an air-guitar makes when you strum it
Hey Mike is my air-guitar sound in tune to you?

budwang

Yeah Mark sounds in tune to me
by Audi0sl4v3 October 23, 2009
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All you need is monster energy, a house full of drywall, and stupidity.

He’s both and idiot, and a pussy.

He’d rather crush drywall instead of puss.

Has become a stupid internet meme through video and picture.

You more than likely know a Kyle.

Kayla is a female Kyle
Did you see Josh last night he did Tequila, and Monster Energy. There wasn’t a drywall in the house.

He was acting like a 2019 Kyle.
by Audi0sl4v3 June 19, 2019
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Leaving when times get tough especially when your power goes out and you have enough money to abandon the people who need you the most.
Woman: Where are you going?

Man: to Cancun till this all blows over

Woman: so you’re Ted Cruzing on me?

Man: Don’t worry I’m just going to drop my wife off for the weekend then stay in Cancun and work remotely from the comfort of my 80 degree hotel room.
by Audi0sl4v3 February 22, 2021
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A person who blends to a womans desire in order to win her over to fill his lustful desires
You see a girl at the bar who is hot, emo, punk, goth, mexican, cacausian, black, asian, middle-class, upper-middle class, and or rich

You go and sit at the bar next to the lady

You then engage in remote conversation about rich and successful your life is, but make sure to bend a different way to a different pop-culture if you know these won't be applicable

At this point you have to have already figured out what backup intel you need to ensure that your not caught, because she is gonna wanna know your sources.

Make sure not to go under yarns about anything personal or eventful, because 9 times outta 10 she might have an iPhone(come on people now days...Yeah iPhone owner) so make sure to be very vague, but not too vague.

After getting a successful convo in buy her a drink of her choosing.

After engaging in a real heart to heart, you are pretty much on the train to successful Chameleonism, but your not there yet.

Make sure to always contour yourself, and almost resort to mimicry if applicable to keep her talking to you.

Make sure to always dress according to who you wanna pick up the night.
by Audi0sl4v3 April 10, 2010
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continued from GuitardHero88
Only enjoy doing 45-50% of what they enjoy, or they might pick up on it really quick.

Never look off or act goofy, because you might get caught in a "I Bet You Can't Bang That Chick" look, and it's over right there.

Always go back to her place, because a chameleon always has a the room of a white rich child with too much clothing on the floor or they live with ma in the office on an air mattress.

Once at her place make sure not to come on too strong until after about 30 minutes in, because back at the house she can drill you even more...It's happened to me so I know.

Once everything is set and you think the timing is right start putting slow moves on her...
Eventually...it will be almost impossible for her to resist.

Then exit strategy...pretty simple....The Quagmire

Chameleon(continued)
by Audi0sl4v3 April 10, 2010
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