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Dragon Boating 

Placing your testicals on a persons face who is lying down and placing your hands on their needs behind you, then proceeding to deficate whilst dragging your testicals down their face and body with a rowing motion
I was with a girl/guy last night and they let me go dragon boating on them
Dragon Boating by Dj Poor Ox January 23, 2021

Dragon Boating 

Two old lady lesbians going down hard on each other. Like motorboating but with extra skin flapping around (neck, arm, jowls, etc..)
Those old dikes were dragon boating the shit out of each other.

Dragonboating 

The act of "motorboating" a chick's ass. Purists will insist it should only be called dragonboating when performed on an Asian girl.

Related: vikingboating-when performed on Scandinavian chicks
Yo! check out that piece of fine ass on that Asian honey, I be dragonboating that tonight!
Dragonboating by Captain brrrr June 13, 2011

dragonbating 

When you get jerked off by a dragon
"I ended up walking in on him Dragonbating."
dragonbating by The ass crack bandit September 20, 2014

Dragonboating 

An act similar to motorboating, in which one uses one's penis instead of one's face. Similar to tit fuck, however the key difference being that the penis is wiggled in a side-to-side motion.
Bro, did you motorboat that Rachel chick yesterday?
Totally! But afterwards I was totally dragonboating her!
Seriously? Dude! High-five!
Dragonboating by DeKrullevaar October 3, 2012
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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