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1.
n. - doo-schee-nehss - The quality of being a douche or douche bag; used when an act is flagrantly lame or reconfirms an already existing suspicion that an entity has douche-like attributes; typical of a person or thing that doesn't command respect.
Fox News' douchiness was on display when they suggested Obama eat a slice of watermelon during a debate.
by chad-o October 17, 2008
 
2.
Of or pertaining to characteristics of a douche.
The level of douchiness is unparalleled, what is with those rims?
by Hasselhoff_ist_mein_Held January 17, 2012