A human-feline game in which the furry baggee crawls whether enticed or no into a paper or plastic bag, and is then teased unto paroxysm by the bagger with proddings and pokings from without. The administration of baggery may or may not culminate with the ritual hoisting aloft and brief carriage of the scrofulous old thug. It is all one to him.
Every morning I utter a prayer of thanks that I am a citizen of a nation which refrains from molesting me when I describe my tom's predilection for a spot of baggery.
The act of one being a Douche Bag. It is looked upon as a crime that all people who comit it should be drove over with studed tires and pulled behind a truck down a gravel road, shoved down a hole containing a very pissed off badger, and the sound of there pain recorded and spread on the internet so the crime will be reduced...Lets face it we cant eliminate it there are still people out there with just the life that defines a D-Bag
Being an ass to get reactions out of people and then laughing at them for taking things way too seriously over the internet.
Some people call it trolling or baiting, but it is neither. E-baggery elevates itself to a class of intelligence, being the internet equivalent of satire. The idiots just get left behind.
"Dude, did you see the comment I made on Jane's myspace? It made her cry."
"You're such an e-bag, man." *High-five.*
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"I have a BS in E-baggery."
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.