Dorsche

A guy who is seen as a dork, and acts like a douche.

God, that guy in tech thinks he knows so much more than everyone else . . . what a dorsche.

by Vita Lusty November 8, 2006

The mix between a douche and a porsche. Usually said when trying to say 2 things at once.

Mike: "...thats what she said"

Anders: "shup dorsche"

by Miklus July 16, 2006

dorsch

1. the epitomy of perfection

2. the creator of dorsch-bag

3. the dorsch in the mighty dorsch and the raptors

by Keith D March 6, 2008

1. to be an old man.

2. to procrastinate far past a point where it is healthy.

1. He acts like he's 85! What a dorsch!

2. He's been sitting there for 3 hours and wrote nothing? How dorschy is he?!

by Princess Lonxx March 18, 2008

1. someone who acts kinda like a douche but is funny

2. a sarcastic son of a bitch

3. gypsy

1. That was a dorsch bag move

2. You're a sack fotching dorsch bag

3. gypsy

by Keith D March 6, 2008

someone who cannot get a man no matter how hard she tries

Hailey Dorsch is lonely

by lonelyassbitch April 15, 2019

A really dorky guy who is also acting or dressing like a creepy douche bag is a dorsche.

by chjad March 20, 2011