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Disconcerted 

To be discomforted, in an awkward situation, not like whats going on.

unsettled, thrown off blaance, confused, taken back, perturbed,
"I was very disconcerted when the whole class looked at me"
Disconcerted by Stefan Brakus May 31, 2006
to disagree with, to not concur
"the cowboys are a good football team."
"I disconcur, the Redskins are clearly better"
disconcur by rick gibbs November 25, 2003

Disconcordant Coastline 

A great geographical way to describe a persons receding hairline
Person1 "how would one describe Daniels Hairline??"

Person2 "Disconcordant Coastline"

Discoordinated

Not in line with another person or object. Not with it. Having your mind in another place. Off track. Not feeling the "vibe". Loosely associated with the outside world. Not in sync.
If two people are trying to open a beer, one holding the bottle and the other with the opener. The one with opener was so discoordinated that he could not open the bottle. In his discoordinated state he failed to collaborate with the other individual to open the bottle. Thus, he is discoordenated.
Discoordinated by SamDam802 May 14, 2012
to disagree in a very polite yet firm manor.
Bob, when it comes to your ideas on feeding gypsies to elephants I have to disconcur with you.
disconcur by Jo(h)n Allen April 10, 2008

disconcerting 

Unsure of your feelings . Often known as a confusing , bipolar human being that makes others feel unwanted at times and so wanted at other times .
Susan: he hasn't even texted me back since last night

Karen: wtf why hasn't he?
Susan: I don't know he's just so disconcerting
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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