Dirkesness 

the psychological state that is beyond insanity

" dude, you are showing signs of Dirkesness!"

Dirkesness by the insane one! August 2, 2009

dorkeyness

A relative measurement of how much of a dork somebody is. Someone with alot of dorkeyness may tend to be silly, laughable, cute or funny in either an interesting or strange way.

Oh my gosh, Veronica, your dorkeyness is through the roof!

dorkeyness by Mr. Bargdill August 25, 2006

Darkerness 

As dark as dark can get.

An expanded depth of darkness

The darkerness of the night was like a portrait of Johnny Cash by Rembrandt.

Darkerness by Semolina Pilchard February 28, 2019

small-dickedness

Men who feel the need to be overly aggressive to the point of being rude or just plain stupid. They feel this need as a means of compensating for their lack of manhood in the trousers.

When his dad went and punched the hockey ref, it was a pure show of small-dickedness!

small-dickedness by Nishazoid May 13, 2005

dickedness

The quality of obnoxious arrogance, with the inability or refusal to see things from anyone else's perspective;

A negative personality trait usually seen in upper management, occurring more often in men than women;

The product of mating wickedness with narcissism.
Not to be confused with Dickensness, the physical and or emotional malady one experiences after trying (and usually failing) to write a college paper on Great Expectations without having read the book.

The insurance company was known for caring more about the bottom line than the patient, but it's latest policy rose to a whole new level of dickedness.

I am so tired of dealing with all of my boss's dickedness.

The president is beyond a jerk, he's pure dickedness.

dickedness by DrSLK August 14, 2018

Limp-Dickedness 

Limp-Dickedness is what someone has when they do something that they would otherwise not do unless they had a limp dick.

Jeez, Paul sure was displaying some serious limp-dickedness when he let the new kid talk dirty about his sister

Limp-Dickedness by Psyrain June 9, 2010