A relative measurement of how much of a dork somebody is. Someone with alot of dorkeyness may tend to be silly, laughable, cute or funny in either an interesting or strange way.
Men who feel the need to be overly aggressive to the point of being rude or just plain stupid. They feel this need as a means of compensating for their lack of manhood in the trousers.
When his dad went and punched the hockey ref, it was a pure show of small-dickedness!
The quality of obnoxious arrogance, with the inability or refusal to see things from anyone else's perspective;
A negative personality trait usually seen in upper management, occurring more often in men than women;
The product of mating wickedness with narcissism.
Not to be confused with Dickensness, the physical and or emotional malady one experiences after trying (and usually failing) to write a collegepaper on Great Expectations without having read the book.
The insurance company was known for caring more about the bottom line than the patient, but it's latest policy rose to a whole new level of dickedness.
I am so tired of dealing with all of my boss's dickedness.
The president is beyond a jerk, he's pure dickedness.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.