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disguardian
The practice of person taking a discarded (usually upmarket, usually liberal) newspaper from a public place, such as a cafe or train carriage, in order to read it themselves.
Tim: "Oh you don't usually buy a Sunday paper, what made you today?"
Dave: "I didn't, mate. Disguardian, wasn't it."
Dave: "I didn't, mate. Disguardian, wasn't it."
disguardian by muldooon January 27, 2013
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Kara Dioguardi
Newest judge on American Idol. Completely useless in my opinion and really needs to go. Four judges don't work anyway and she really adds nothing new. Probably most famous for getting into an argument with the "Bikini Slut" and trying to outsing her which was not impressive. Also seems to be constantly competing with Paula Abdul to be the dominant female on the show.
Guy1 "Hey did you see Kara Dioguardi on American Idol last night?"
Guy2 "No, who the hell is that?"
Guy1 "The newest judge, I don't know how the hell she landed that job"
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Guy2 "No, who the hell is that?"
Guy1 "The newest judge, I don't know how the hell she landed that job"
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Kara Dioguardi by DrEvo82 April 16, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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