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disguardian 

The practice of person taking a discarded (usually upmarket, usually liberal) newspaper from a public place, such as a cafe or train carriage, in order to read it themselves.
Tim: "Oh you don't usually buy a Sunday paper, what made you today?"
Dave: "I didn't, mate. Disguardian, wasn't it."
disguardian by muldooon January 27, 2013
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Kara Dioguardi 

Newest judge on American Idol. Completely useless in my opinion and really needs to go. Four judges don't work anyway and she really adds nothing new. Probably most famous for getting into an argument with the "Bikini Slut" and trying to outsing her which was not impressive. Also seems to be constantly competing with Paula Abdul to be the dominant female on the show.
Guy1 "Hey did you see Kara Dioguardi on American Idol last night?"

Guy2 "No, who the hell is that?"

Guy1 "The newest judge, I don't know how the hell she landed that job"

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Kara Dioguardi by DrEvo82 April 16, 2009
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026