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dickstapating 

The feeling of being soo horny and your penis is constipating on over due sperm that has overloaded the storage space and seeking an exit from the body prior to bursting
This celibate bullshit my girlfriend put me through for the past months got me dickstapating dude, I feel like a human stuck to two balls of sperm
dickstapating by Maknoni January 24, 2018

Dickspiration 

The inspiration for your dick to get hard. Aka a hot chick.
Girl 1: Do you think I'm anyone's dickspiration?
Girl 2: No you're not THAT hot.

Guy 1: Damn check out that girls ass.
Guy 2: I think I've found my dickspiration for tonight...

Dickstapation

A side effect of certain antidepresents that results in a failure to ejaculate.
As a result of his medication he (nine tips) suffered with dickstapation.

dickstelation

When the stars line up to look like a penis.
Wow! Look at that dickstelation!
dickstelation by Myba989 July 12, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026