Dickstipation 

When you poop out of your weiner and you don't know why.

You think your kidney stone was bad? I had dickstipation for two weeks straight.

Dickstipation by Fart McBitch September 20, 2009

dickstapating 

The feeling of being soo horny and your penis is constipating on over due sperm that has overloaded the storage space and seeking an exit from the body prior to bursting

This celibate bullshit my girlfriend put me through for the past months got me dickstapating dude, I feel like a human stuck to two balls of sperm

dickstapating by Maknoni January 24, 2018

Dickspiration 

The inspiration for your dick to get hard. Aka a hot chick.

Girl 1: Do you think I'm anyone's dickspiration?
Girl 2: No you're not THAT hot.

Guy 1: Damn check out that girls ass.
Guy 2: I think I've found my dickspiration for tonight...

Dickspiration by Your Dickspiration January 30, 2015

Dickstapation

A side effect of certain antidepresents that results in a failure to ejaculate.

As a result of his medication he (nine tips) suffered with dickstapation.

Dickstapation by MrBombastic pass it along December 1, 2021

dickstelation

When the stars line up to look like a penis.

Wow! Look at that dickstelation!

dickstelation by Myba989 July 12, 2023