dickeriffic

Being a dick, teriffically. Basically being a jerk hence dick, just plain ol being an asshole.

"Hey you guys are real dicks; ya'll are dickeriffic!"-said John after Dave and Adam rolled his house

dickeriffic by Hobart Jr. December 13, 2008

Dinkerchief

A form of a kerchief or bandanna, typically a hemmed square of fabric which is intended for personal hygiene purposes such as wiping one's dink after fornication.

I’m totally getting laid tonight. Good thing I brought my dinkerchief.

Dinkerchief by The Real Chas September 6, 2019

dickerchief 

A piece of cloth or a small useless kerchief used to clean the penis. It may also be used as a wankerchief.

Mr John has torn his tattered towel into several dickerchiefs.

dickerchief by uttam maharjan January 4, 2010