Dick Tetris 

When you first wake up with morning wood and need some effort to get comfortable in your jeans.

Dude: I've been playing way more dick tetris than usual lately.

Dick Tetris by Whe;an June 10, 2009

Tetris Dick 

A dick composed of mostly right angles. Traditionally fits best in a Tetris vagina. Commonly abbreviated as TD syndrome.

"Hey bro, is that a right angle dick in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"

"Nah bro, it's called Tetris dick."

Tetris Dick by BrickDickTrickle69 May 18, 2013

Tetris Dick 

The act of figuring out how many dicks one can fit into a certain size and shape of mouth.

I wonder how many dicks Miranda can fit into her mouth. Just tetris dick them in there

Tetris Dick by WarpedSage December 29, 2014

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004