Deuceronomy 

Having a bowel movement of biblical proportions.

Oh my goodness gracious, God has blessed me. I just dropped a dirty deuceronomy that could choke a camel, so...

Deuceronomy by Scottzers!!! May 13, 2013

Deuceotomy 

When you need to take a larger than normal bowel movement. I need to get the duece(#2) out of me.

Boss: Tony why you are late coming back from lunch!?!
Tony: Sorry boss, I had an appointment.
Boss: Oh, is everything alright?
Tony: Yea, turns out I just needed to get a Deuceotomy.
Boss: That sound serious...
Tony: Yea, it was pretty shitty.

Deuceotomy by A2theEyE January 27, 2018

Deuteronomy

Biblical literature. Deuteronomy is the fifth book of the Torah and the last book in the section of "Law" in the Christian Old Testament

It has nothing to do with the female genitalia that were written in definition by these jackasses.

He will not fail you nor destroy you nor forget the covenant with your fathers which He swore to them. - Deuteronomy 4:31

Deuteronomy by BruhTwoPointO July 21, 2021

Duderonomy 

The proccess of being a dude.

"Duderonomy"

Duderonomy by Spoon Love April 4, 2003

Deuteronomy 22:28-29 

A passage from the Bible which describes how a rape victim must marry her rapist, but only for a price.

Deuteronomy 22:28-29 (NIV)

If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay the girl's father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the girl, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.

Deuteronomy 22:28-29 by What is Fanbitch? June 22, 2006

doucheronomy 

The study of everything that is douchy. A true master of doucheronomy would do certian things as follows:

Wear gold chains
Complain bitterly about their food order and send it back
Stare at another person incessantly
Text on their phone like they were some kind of big shit
Have balls hanging from their pickup trucks
Wear sandals with a big toe loop(this could also be considered a faggot)
Talk loudly on cell phone in public situations

A person of theses traits will have a pungent odor of vinegar which is the main ingredient in douche. They will be unaware of their scent and think they smell pleasant, but in acutality they smell of douche. The only treatment to this malidy is to ingest large quantities of baking soda to counteract their douchocity. There is no cure. This ailment will eventually lead the victim to wear leather pants and drive a mini cooper. Research goes on to address this problem but we are years away from any viable cure.

Call poison control if you see anyone displaying the above traits.

David Hasselhoff is a professor of doucheronomy

doucheronomy by Douchebegone May 4, 2011

Deuteronomy

explains gods purpose in giving manna. To show his love for his people and to one day follow his ways again after the Adam and Eve sin. Its also known as the book of remembrance for what god expects and what god has promised

dear everyone

the book of Deuteronomy is a hope for me that i might get to sell my families first 2 cars for a new kia soul

I pray the book of Deuteronomy will guide me to greatness

and my future wedding

Deuteronomy by Happy Christian April 10, 2023