Dester Dick

It's a unit of measurement based on Dester's dick. Yes, an actual person's penis length. It is somewhere between 21 and 30 centimeters.

Royland: "Yo, man. Your burger is frickin' huge! How big is it?"

Tomithy: "Man, I'm eatin' a fuckin' Dester Dick! How big do you think it is? I'll be eatin' it for two days!"

Dester Dick by Juicy Bunny Boo October 19, 2011

Duster dick 

Useless type, not adept at handing any situation or anticipating what he should do

Hand me the wrench can't you see I need some help here duster dick?!

Duster dick by Mr Fruity April 4, 2016

dick duster 

any properly grown moustache, full enough to be accepted as a motorcycle cop. This moustache will easily brush the dust off any average sized dick while sucking on it, with ease.

this moustache takes on the resemblance of a 8" wide paint brush, similar to that of ned flanders.

when that motorcycle cop pulled me over, i commented in regards to what a beautiful dick duster he had. He obliged me by sucking my cock and dusting it at the same time. my tax dollars paying me back for once.

dick duster by bigrpowr March 25, 2011

Dick Duster 

The moustache of a homosexual man or a hirsute heterosexual lady.

My johnson's never been so clean since Richard got his dick duster on it last night

At first Uma's flavour saver put me off but that's before I'd felt it dusting my dick

Dick Duster by PedroDeLaVega April 19, 2016

big dick dexter 

The name truck drivers give to the guy that is probably at home screwing their wife while they are out on the road.

Man, I had been on the road for over two weeks, and when I got home I was totally expecting to walk up on Big Dick Dexter in my bedroom with my old lady.

big dick dexter by Daven Maven December 24, 2007

Dick Duster 

A long Moustache that reaches past your lips which would be capable of dusting the top of a dick whilst giving oral sex.

Joley: How was your night with your boyfriend last night?
Taylor: We had a good time, until we started having sex.
Joley: Why, what happened?
Taylor: Well, normally its really good, but Justin has started growing a really long moustache, and it feels weird when he went down on me.
Joley: Oh, is it relly long?
Taylor: It's a fullblown Dick Duster

Dick Duster by BuzzBritish September 7, 2009

three corner dick duster 

a mustache on either a straight or gay individual

Byron: Did you see Johnny Knuckles mustache?

Troy: Ya thats a sweet three corner dick duster!

three corner dick duster by jaegerdon September 27, 2009