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It's a unit of measurement based on Dester's dick. Yes, an actual person's penis length. It is somewhere between 21 and 30 centimeters.
Royland: "Yo, man. Your burger is frickin' huge! How big is it?"

Tomithy: "Man, I'm eatin' a fuckin' Dester Dick! How big do you think it is? I'll be eatin' it for two days!"
by Juicy Bunny Boo October 19, 2011

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