Deringer Scale 

As stated by comedian and TV show host Zane Lamprey on a scale of 1 to 10 of how likely you were to masturbate as a measure of how you are feeling at a given time.

Sick with the flu I told the doctor on the Deringer Scale I was a 4.

Deringer Scale by Tw1g December 6, 2010

Delingering 

An adjective used to describe the feeling of a stick being shoved in the make genitals

“Hey mark how was your day”
“It was so bad I could have compared it to delingering”

Delingering by User3628375739 June 13, 2019

derringer

A small short barreled pistol that was apparently very popular with ladies back in England in the 1800's (at least according to all the Romance Novelists) due to its ability to fit into a pocket.

As the large man reached for Alessandra, she pulled the small derringer out of her pocket and fired it into his chest.

derringer by AMineE May 18, 2005

Dueringer 

The smartest fucking being on planet earth.

Yo dude, that kid was a TOTAL Dueringer.

Dueringer by Nick-Knack June 17, 2008

Chubby Derringer 

1. Dick Lugar's name if he was a gangster.
2. Great name for a pornstar gangster.
3. A guy who's like a derringer revolver--a little small but plenty powerful.

1. Bro 1: Wouldn't it be cool if Dick Lugar ran the mob in Indiana?
Bro 2: He'd have to change his name to Chubby Derringer.
Bros 1&2: EXTREME!!!

2. I need a good name for the mob boss in this porno I'm writing....Chubby Derringer!!

3. Chick 1: So how was that guy you hooked up with last night?
Chick 2: OMFG incredible he was like a chubby derringer!
Bros 1&2(sadly, because they're just plain small from all the steroids): extreme.....

Chubby Derringer by boosh chugger May 14, 2009

Deminger 

Noun. A creature, resembling a dementor from the Harry Potter Series that sucks out the souls of innocent girls. Wears a hood, and when said hood is pulled back, it is revealed to be a ginger.

Friend 1: Oh my goodness, did you hear about Tommy?
Friend 2: What happened to him?
Friend 1: He got his soul sucked out by a red haired dementor!
Friend 2: You mean a deminger!?
Friend 1: Yeah!

Deminger by TheYoungJLH September 22, 2012

Dearinger 

A bad ass mother fucker who you really don't wanna mess with! You really wish you could be a Dearinger.

Those Dearinger's are fucking crazy. I've seen one catch himself on fire just to prove he could!

Dearinger by megmlm February 6, 2010