Denium 

A reoccuring message board phenomenon which has a knack of attempting to become cool. Often makes mistakes in doing this, by adapting names which involve "X-treme" or bullshittery to a similar effect.

Also appears to be very protective about it's identity when two different boards interact, and tries to make sure it's not recognized by either side.

"Oh, hi Denium."

"Man, you're such a fucking Denium."

"I just banned a Denium."

"Deniums! Deniums everywhere! They're driving me mad!"

"Aren't you that Denium from that other board?"

"You sure are acting like a Denium."

Denium by Rico June 25, 2003

denium 

great person to get girls

denium is a great person to get a girl

denium by young dagger click June 4, 2018

Carpin Denium 

There is a fish in my pants.

That man is so amazing, he is uber smart, good looking, cool and perhaps the most modest person ever! Hung like Einstein and smart as a horse. I am so hot for carpin denium.

Carpin Denium by nonofyabisnes June 15, 2010

Boiling denim 

When you find various fine, or tattered, under-bridge denims (or possibly from the sewers), boiling denim is the process of sanitizing them. This works best in a water-filled denim pot on a hotplate. Obviously, you finish them on the radiator.

Charlie was boiling denim again. When is he going to stop foraging under bridges for eggs and denims?

Boiling denim by Nightman96024 April 27, 2020

Denim 

Denim: Totally awesome or cool, down right rad. The new age term for “sick dude.”

Dude, your air time off that jump was totally denim! That car is Denim dude. The place is Denim. Those boots are Denim!

Denim by Hot mamma January 11, 2019

denim day

On April 29th, we wear denim as a big fuck you to all rapists.
The campaign began after a ruling by the Italian Supreme Court where a rape conviction was overturned because the justices felt that since the victim was wearing tight jeans she must have helped the person who raped her remove her jeans, thereby implying consent. The following day, the women in the Italian Parliament came to work wearing jeans in solidarity with the victim.

A:"Why are you wearing jeans in quarantine?"
B:"Dude! It's April 29, it's denim day!"

denim day by Alexabik April 28, 2020

Denim Boner 

A phenomenon which only occurs once an individual wears jeans. It is most commonly used to describe the lump or bulge which forms on the around the zipper/crotch area when sitting down. Any attempt to 'squash' the said boner may result in making the situation even more awkward, leading most to ignore it and hope nobody else notices, much like when you pop a real boner on the train and can't get it to go down.

Fred noticed he was rocking a denim boner but when he tried to push it down, everyone on the train started to stare.

Denim Boner by Ohdearaboner October 6, 2009