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delusionist 

Someone who is a master of their own delusions to the point where they exist in the dual planes of true and false realities, often exhibiting extreme mood swings resulting from the conflicts of planar coexistence and living in an impenetrable state of constant denial. The delusionist often has a hard time interpreting non-verbal communication, and in some extreme cases, straight-forward verbal communication, when it contradicts their false reality. Along with their failure to take even the most obvious of hints, they often have a high opinion of themselves and are obsessed with keeping their ego over-inflated to compensate for their numerous inadequacies. In an effort to illustrate some degree of normalcy, and to offset his or her frequent visitations to the false reality when relating to a particular subject matter, the delusionist will have a tendency to point out and/or over-emphasize any incident or situation that is merely a mediocrity in the true reality.
He's been talking about that pipe-dream for years without making a bit of progress, yet with all the things he's presently juggling, he thinks he's gonna make that happen now? Wow! That boy there is a delusionist!

Delusioniod 

A person who believes he has talents, skills and/or intelligence he simply doesn't possess. Delusioniods frequently are immensely unskilled and often tragically bad at the pursuit they claim to master. A delusioniod will not accept criticism or reality. A delusioniod will spend more time berating and bullying his detractors than he will honing his craft. The largest concentration of delusioniods aspire to be singers and actors. There are no successful or famous delusioniods.
Ishtar is the best, worst movie ever made about delusioniods.
If Great Aunt Madeline really thinks anyone will pay her to strip, she is a total delusioniod.
Delusioniod by Hugh Jerrickson October 26, 2011

Delusionist 

People who see ghosts, believe in gods, or generally have unverifiable visions.
Look at all of those delusionists waiting for their turn to go to hell.
Delusionist by Lord Snarebottom November 19, 2010

delusionist 

A person who lives in a fantasy world where all constructs are a manifestation of his own delusions, lies and fabrications. One who has no grip on reality ans lives a life full of lies. Often propelled to falsely accuse and judge people, mixing his own twisted perception of his reality. He believes he is superior to everyone else and creates havoc and destruction in other people's livesfor his own self fish entertainment and pleasure. Pain equals pleasure for him. Another's pain that is. Especially people who are happy. The happiest he feels is when he is th cause of hurt and destruction I another's life. A truly unstable, mentally unstable and dangerous human being. Has no capacity to love. Obsession is not love. Obsession leads to destruction. Love leads to passion and happiness. This is something the delusionist will never understand
Delusionist equals a menace to the goodness of humanity
delusionist by love_maiden July 13, 2014

decisioning

the process of deciding on the correct course of action i.e a decisioning tool or utility would decide the best route to follow given a number of options.
sat nav could be defined as a decisioning tool as it decides on the best route to take to get to a destination.
decisioning by mat prior February 27, 2009

Delusionist 

Derived from delusion + illusionist. For someone who lives in their own world almost seeming delusional so, but they are not mentally unstable.
I am a delusionist.
Delusionist by NasaIsAway June 3, 2020
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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