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Used to define an over zealous manager's attempts to make everything a crisis. Defbock 1, situation ok, though Defbock 10, emergency crisis meeting needed.
Oh my god! We are at Defbock 9. We must have an emergency 5 hour staff meeting to talk about this! Make sure we have food because we can't stop for lunch.
defbock by Steve June 5, 2003
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defrocked 

What happens to a priest when he is accused and found guilty of touching young children.
Father Julian was defrocked after I accused him of fondling my genitals. He had abused me for 8 years, I didn't know any better. Shame on you Father Julian.
defrocked by J-Ru September 15, 2003

to defrock a priest 

To expose corruption in your society or shame corruption individuals through the media
I t is time to defrock a priest when dealing with Hilary Clinton

Defrocking 

The rocking of the penis in a up, down, side to side motion.
"How far did you go with Rob last night!?"
"We went all the way to defrocking!"
Defrocking by FuckMeHardInTheAss August 23, 2011

defrocked priest in a Toyota 

much like the famous "Aristocrats" joke, this term refers to a sexual position that becomes as profane as the speaker wants it to be. The definition grows as the term continues from person to person. The definition begins with, "I bent her over the table and..."
I was with this dirty, dirty girl last night. We spent 4 hours doing the defrocked priest in a Toyota

debockle 

an unfortunate situation; a problem; much like when your in a pickle..
wow ur in quite the debockle.
debockle by xoKi3rS10ox June 7, 2009

defrocking 

my girl friend loves me ohh so much and this word proves it :) <33
"we are defrocking hanging out when you get back"
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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