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Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because she was so endowed in the trench that she was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles 

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Zero: Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because she was so endowed in the trench that she was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles

Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles 

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Zero: Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles

Derangelical 

1. A person who claims to be an evangelical, who holds up hand-picked biblical rules, interprets them to fit their agenda, but who largely preaches "do as I say, not as I do."

2. A person who is willing to absolve their political or religious leader of their sins because that person helps achieve their agenda.

3. A person who is unable to differentiate between their professed morals and values and their own, or someone else's, contradictory actions.

4. A deranged evangelical, or a deranged zealot.
The derangelical neighbor lady taught her children to follow the scripture and love their neighbor -- except the liberal next door.

The neighbor man fervently supported building the border wall, while crossing the border every Saturday night to visit his favorite prostitute. He's a bona fide derangelical.
Derangelical by Konundrummer March 10, 2019

deadangelica 

Definition: A girl, who haunts the Mest message board daily. Also a member of LiveJournal. Also an obsolete website.

Background: The word came into usage when an Angelica doll got its head snapped off.
"The coolest person around is definitely deadangelica!"
deadangelica by Ice May 11, 2004
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026