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Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because she was so endowed in the trench that she was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles 

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Zero: Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because she was so endowed in the trench that she was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles

Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles 

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Zero: Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles

Derangelical 

1. A person who claims to be an evangelical, who holds up hand-picked biblical rules, interprets them to fit their agenda, but who largely preaches "do as I say, not as I do."

2. A person who is willing to absolve their political or religious leader of their sins because that person helps achieve their agenda.

3. A person who is unable to differentiate between their professed morals and values and their own, or someone else's, contradictory actions.

4. A deranged evangelical, or a deranged zealot.
The derangelical neighbor lady taught her children to follow the scripture and love their neighbor -- except the liberal next door.

The neighbor man fervently supported building the border wall, while crossing the border every Saturday night to visit his favorite prostitute. He's a bona fide derangelical.
Derangelical by Konundrummer March 10, 2019

deadangelica 

Definition: A girl, who haunts the Mest message board daily. Also a member of LiveJournal. Also an obsolete website.

Background: The word came into usage when an Angelica doll got its head snapped off.
"The coolest person around is definitely deadangelica!"
deadangelica by Ice May 11, 2004