Danq
A word wielding badass who can captivate even an audience of lethargic corgis with his action-packed tales of fantasy. Comedy is his middle name, gnome slaying is his game. He’s more than just a friend, he’s the best FBFF anyone could ever ask for.
Gnome 1: Have you ever heard of the one they call Danq?
Gnome 2: Yup! Bastard took out a whole village right there in that garden bed. Oh the gnomanity!
Gnome 2: Yup! Bastard took out a whole village right there in that garden bed. Oh the gnomanity!
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