DTFP

Down to fucking party. Used almost exclusively online

"Dude, what are you doing after work?"

"I don't know yet, but I'm DTFP."

by Jeffory June 03, 2008

DTFP

Donald Trump for President. Used pre-2016 to denote things that were considered almost impossible to happen.

This Mario Maker level is so hard it's almost DTFP.

by ima-luigi September 26, 2023