Doggulp 

When a dog, more commonly young dog, takes advantage of being left unattended for hours, minutes, even milliseconds, and impulsively even frantically starts to swallow everything in site, specifically but not limited to, socks, shoes, garbage cans, cups, toilets, lamps, furniture legs, homework, condoms and the carpet.

Gus: Fucking Fuck….I leave the house to take out the trash and you DOGGULP the entire fuckin room?!?!

Tom a/k/a Dog: Initially runs to owner with tail wagging and Doggulping a camel back, sensing urgency dog quickly retreats to corner to get one last chew in.

Gus: Dude you had to zero in on another camel back? Shit Dog, 100% cagervention time for you!

Doggulp by For Real2 August 16, 2011

doggular 

Excessive fondness of dogs, characterized by the ability to see, hear & smell the world from a dog's perspective.

A person who is "doggular" (pronounced like "regular," which it is really) is prepared to dig up her own back garden with a spade if her dog can't remember where he buried his best bone.

doggular by Wodehouse August 20, 2011

Doggulous 

(adj.) /slang/ – Describing something as extremely poor in quality, shabby, dehumanizing, or cruel to the point of being unfit even for a dog. Often used to emphasize indignity or neglect in harsh conditions.

They called it housing, but the place was so doggulous it barely passed for shelter.

Doggulous by reuhuifds June 1, 2025