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An adjective describing something that is cute but pointless.

This portmanteau of "cute" and "futile" was first coined by YouTuber Toby Turner in the outtakes of his Cute Win Fail series.
Dogs can neither understand nor speak English, so asking "What did you do?" to a dog who did something bad is rather cutile.
cutile by Captain Cutile September 5, 2012
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1) An awesome, expensive car.
2) A type of sword once used by pirates.
1) On ride with Funkmaster Flex they fixed TMac up with a Cutlass!

2) Argh, walk the plank or I ive ye a second butthole with me cutlass!
Cutlass by Arran January 3, 2005

Love cutlass

Love cutlass is a nautical term that refers the male penis
The Captain just took me onto the poop deck to show me his love cutlass
Love cutlass by Keeno69 March 25, 2021
sweet car made by the Oldsmobile division of General Motors
My Cutlass came stock with a 260 (4.3L) V8(not a typo) and still takes out 5.0 stangs for top end
Cutlass by itsallbindun August 16, 2003

cutlass ciera 

A FWD midsize car made by Oldsmobile from 1982 to 1996.

Offered with a I4 or V6 engine. After it was introduced it quickly became Oldsmobiles sole focus and best selling model, and by the time they stopped making them the body style looked quite outdated. Throughout it's life the Ciera was a popular Granny mobile and Rental car. As boring as they looked, they have proven to be reliable. Many are still being driven today and make good beaters for teenagers.
Anthony: Hey I heard your Grandmother gave you her crappy Cutlass Ciera. What year is that thing, like an '84?

Mark: It's a '95 actually. I couldn't believe it. I don't care though, all I care about is that I got a set of wheels.
cutlass ciera by Metalhead83 September 10, 2011

cutility 

A portmanteau of the words "cute" and "utility" that refers to the quantifiable adorableness of any given object, and that said adorableness' usefulness in eliciting response/curing cancer.
Tessa: Hey Adam, look at those four pug puppies fighting over that box of Peeps!

Adam: My goodness Tessa, I have never seen a spectacle with such high cutility in my life.
cutility by Adam Protextor April 5, 2008