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Cunt Pile 

A term in the restaurant industry referring to a ridiculously small tip, sometimes literally a pile of change.

A gratuity that is significantly less than what is expected by waiter.

A gratuity that is disproportionate to service rendered and grossly beneath the industry standard.
I thought I was gonna make some decent money tonight than table 53 leaves me a big cunt pile of change.

Hey cheap ass! With this cunt pile I can to go to med school in a third world country and study gross anatomy on a mother fucking goat.

Cunt Pile by Lisa Lawnchair June 22, 2008
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Pile of Cunt 

Despicable, thoroughly undesirable, a massive pain in balls
You can can fuck right off if you think I'm doing that project Rupert, it sounds like a right massive pile of cunt!

No, I'm not going to watch Hamlet performed in Modern dress with Benedict Cumberthatch it'll be a right steaming pile of cunt!
Pile of Cunt by Itsallgoodman December 23, 2016

Pile of cunt 

1. Utter rubbish, a worthless, and thoroughly useless item of equipment. 2. What your mate is when he has let you down, 3. Numerous lesbians stacked one on top of another
1. Don't use that soluble snorkle it's a right pile of cunt.
2. I don;t fucking believe it she was my fuck you massive pile of cunt.
3. Wooooooo man, look at that pile of cunt, mmmmmmmm.
Pile of cunt by Cheese Dish March 11, 2003

Pile of Cunt 

Anything that induces contempt, exasperation, fatigue and an all round general feeling of crappiness.
This assignment is a pile of cunt!
Pile of Cunt by J March 10, 2005

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026