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Pronoun: A legendary figure who is the envy of his friends. All the ladies want to be with him, all the men want to be him.
Dave: Dude, that Benedict is so fuckin' cool, I just want to be him.
Bill: Me too. He gave my mum a spiderman monkeyface donkeypunch combo.
by chief84 July 17, 2008
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Benedict is a man or so he may seem...
The brightest star in the galaxy

A wonder to our universe!
A benevolent being who if not being the sexiest man on the planet is probably being the kindest.
People of the world be prepared because one day you may meet the Benedict...Our silent guardian, a watchful protector... a dark knight.
Have no fear Benedict is here!
by Bluelagoon18 September 08, 2014
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probably the cutest pet one can have
Females were all on me when they saw me walking my eggs benedict down the street.
by benedictowner June 29, 2009
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(v) to fuck over; to betray; to mislead
That lunatic totally benedicted me

Wow! He should win the Oscar for benedicting us.
by Pc Px3 January 21, 2009
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noun: A traitor, a Judas. Also, a sell-out. Named for Benedict Arnold, America's most infamous betrayer (during the American Revolution).
"Callin' me Arnold, but you a Benedict/ Eazy-E saw your ass and went in it quick." -- from Ice Cube's "No Vaseline"
by pablocruz February 23, 2010
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An English guy whose best hobbies is lying and cheating. Someone you shouldn't hang out with if you want your reputation to be outstanding.
I found him kissing with someone else that wasn't his girlfriend. He is such a Benedict.
by anonimous34927 September 25, 2010
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Noun: a guy with an abnormally small and thick penis, the shaft of said penis resembles a miniaturized can of cola. Also normally the penis is accompanied by large, throbbing testicles.
Guy 1) Want to see my dick?

Guy 2) Yeah sure, why not?

Guy 1) There you go :D

Guy 2) WTF is that? Dude you are such a Benedict!
by BCWFYB April 13, 2010
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