CuddleFucked

The state of having 1 or more appendages trapped under your sleeping lover. This situation can cause physical pain: numbness, achy back, drool, bent cock syndrome (BCS), or severe thirst.

Tim: "God damn Greg where were you last night? I texted you and told you about the jello midget-fest wrestling extravaganza."
Greg:"I KNOW DUDE, I saw my phone lighting up. After I dogged out Casey, she fell asleep on my arm. I got Cuddlefucked so hard last night."

by Meinekilla May 2, 2011

Cuddlefuck

When a couple finishes a sex session and the man remains in their partner and transitions into cuddling, still inside their partner, occasionally thrusting into them

As soon as Mark finished, he collapsed over Wendy. Breathing heavily and moving his hips they cuddlefucked until they fell asleep

by Siglofbaphomet January 25, 2015

cuddlefucker

A person who loves to cuddle with their partner but cannot help themselves and will always end up with roaming hands, escalating to kissing and eventually a great fuck

You wanna cuddle, but I'm warning you....I'm a serious Cuddlefucker!

by Sweitzerman March 16, 2015

Cuddlefuck

When an innocent, earnest attempt at cuddling turns very sexy, without exceeding the threshold of exertion that would stop all cuddling and leave only fucking.

Tired from cooking, the girls laid down to cuddle and nap. Then, things turned unexpectedly naughty. They never stopped cuddling, never changed position, but orgasms preceded their originally intended slumber as they cuddlefucked to sleep.

by DomesticGoddess™ July 16, 2020

cuddlefuck

when sweet innocent totally platonic cuddling turns into hot heavy sex, made even hotter by the platonic closeness established by the cuddling

with cuddlefucking you get the best of both worlds

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

Cuddlefuck

When you wanna cuddle and be close, but then it takes a brutally savage turn and you take them to pound town on the fuck truck.

David: "aye bro what'd you and Lisa do last night?"
Joey: "we cuddlefucked hard core."
*both bros' 360 y-y no scope high five each other*

by Skis hand April 26, 2015

Cuddlefuck

When a guy cuddles sideways on the couch with a girl from behind while fucking her in the pussy.

We were on couch, sleeping, until he started cuddlefucking me.

by VocaloidWriter January 12, 2015