|1.||iPod touch Numbness|
The feeling of heaviness and thickness a device seems to have after you hold the extremely thin iPod touch.
Guy 1: "Dude my SLVRis so fucking thin"
Guy 2: "Yeah, so is my iPod touch."
Guy 1: "Well let me see! Yeah it is."
Guy 2: "Told you!"
Guy 1: "Hold on, I got a call, hello? WTF IS THIS MY PHONE OR A FUCKING BRICK?!?!?!?!?!!!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, that's the iPod touch Numbness"
The act of becoming numb to the information in emails due to the amount of emails received.
Boss: Why did you do that task? I sent you an email.
Employee: I didn't see it in the email; I get 200 emails a day.
Boss: You are experiencing email numbness; I'll cut back the amount of emails I send.
Dormnerve -n. sensation of numbness or "pins and needles" of limbs -v. the act of limbs becoming numb or "falling asleep"
"Man foot just dormnerved."
"I hate it when that happens."
"Most people find dormnerve unpleasant."
numbness due to sitting for a long perioud of time. Usually your feet or your bottom.
"meh feit are gettin prewhny!!!!! HELP MEH!!!"
"just get up you fatarse!!"
Short for Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, a nerd's worst nightmare.
Can happen when you play video/computer games or just typing for way too long. Can cause significant pain, and numbness in the median nerve of the wrist.
Kyle: Ahh! Ahh!
Stan: Kyle? Kyle? Dude, what's wrong?
Kyle: Carpal tunnel, carpal tunnel! it's aahhh!
Stan: Oh Jesus, he's got it bad.
Cartman: Quick, we need Bengay.
A numbness in the part of the body between the rectum and testicles, or rectum and vagina.
Riding that bike has made me numb down there. I think I have taint faint.
The numbness or ringing sensation in your ear from having your phone earpiece too loud, or in too long with a loud caller.
Sarah rants at such length that I was getting a sore neck from cradling the phone with my shoulder. Now I get Bluetoothache.