| 1. | iPod touch Numbness | ||
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The feeling of heaviness and thickness a device seems to have after you hold the extremely thin iPod touch. Guy 1: "Dude my SLVRis so fucking thin"
Guy 2: "Yeah, so is my iPod touch." Guy 1: "Well let me see! Yeah it is." Guy 2: "Told you!" Guy 1: "Hold on, I got a call, hello? WTF IS THIS MY PHONE OR A FUCKING BRICK?!?!?!?!?!!!" Guy 2: "Yeah, that's the iPod touch Numbness" |
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| 2. | Email Numbness | ||
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The act of becoming numb to the information in emails due to the amount of emails received. Boss: Why did you do that task? I sent you an email.
Employee: I didn't see it in the email; I get 200 emails a day. Boss: You are experiencing email numbness; I'll cut back the amount of emails I send. |
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| 3. | dormnerve | ||
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Dormnerve -n. sensation of numbness or "pins and needles" of limbs -v. the act of limbs becoming numb or "falling asleep"
"Man foot just dormnerved."
"I hate it when that happens." "Yeah dude." Or "Most people find dormnerve unpleasant." |
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| 4. | prewhny | ||
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numbness due to sitting for a long perioud of time. Usually your feet or your bottom. "meh feit are gettin prewhny!!!!! HELP MEH!!!"
"just get up you fatarse!!" |
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| 5. | Carpal Tunnel | ||
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Short for Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, a nerd's worst nightmare.
Can happen when you play video/computer games or just typing for way too long. Can cause significant pain, and numbness in the median nerve of the wrist. Kyle: Ahh! Ahh!
Stan: Kyle? Kyle? Dude, what's wrong? Kyle: Carpal tunnel, carpal tunnel! it's aahhh! Stan: Oh Jesus, he's got it bad. Cartman: Quick, we need Bengay. |
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| 6. | taint faint | ||
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A numbness in the part of the body between the rectum and testicles, or rectum and vagina. Riding that bike has made me numb down there. I think I have taint faint.
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| 7. | Bluetoothache | ||
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The numbness or ringing sensation in your ear from having your phone earpiece too loud, or in too long with a loud caller. Sarah rants at such length that I was getting a sore neck from cradling the phone with my shoulder. Now I get Bluetoothache.
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