4 definitions by Sweitzerman
A person who loves to cuddle with their partner but cannot help themselves and will always end up with roaming hands, escalating to kissing and eventually a great fuck
by Sweitzerman March 16, 2015
Noun
1. A wad of toilet paper that you have spit onto in an attempt to cleanse intimate areas after using the restroom necessitated by the unavailability (particularly in the deep south, e.g. Alabama) of legitimate baby wipes or wet wipes.
1. A wad of toilet paper that you have spit onto in an attempt to cleanse intimate areas after using the restroom necessitated by the unavailability (particularly in the deep south, e.g. Alabama) of legitimate baby wipes or wet wipes.
I was visiting friends that live in Alabama and after I dropped a deuce I was stunned to see that there were no wet wipes to use, so I was forced to improvise and make an Alabama Wet Wipe.
by Sweitzerman August 23, 2018
The condition of being irrational, illogical, and/or nonsensical due to romantic interactions or feelings with one's partner.
It's amazing to me that after being together over a year we are still completely romanitarded for each other
by Sweitzerman June 23, 2019
A man who doesn't take care of his woman's needs in the bedroom, but still acts like he's better than her by means of putting her down, thinking he is awesome at everything, and/or having an inflated ego.
by Sweitzerman June 23, 2015