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cubicle monkey
Pronunciation Key (kyoob-ikel mung-kee)
n. pl. cubicle monkeys
An anonymous, soulless white-collar cubicle dweller.
n. pl. cubicle monkeys
An anonymous, soulless white-collar cubicle dweller.
Bob is a cubicle monkey. He works from nine to five doing God-knows-what under fluorescent lights in a moveable three-walled office.
cubicle monkey by W. Elliott April 23, 2006
Related Words
Cubbie • Cubbing • Cubbi • cubbied • Cubbie Fan • Cubbiehobbits • Cubbiezzz • CUBBILE • cubbins • cubbing it up
Seal clubbing
When an individual who is highly skilled at a task, competes with other people who are relatively new/unskilled at said task. Often used in multiplayer video games.
Seal clubbing by Libertyprime1776 February 26, 2015
rubby cubby
The female version of a male "spank bank", in which graphic images are stored for recollection in a time of need for touching oneself.
Vanessa observed the strapping men sensually pressing their beards together and swiftly committed the arousing scene to her rubby cubby.
rubby cubby by Sm1ggy June 14, 2014
Wood Shop Cubby Baby
When somebody is forced into a cubby in a wood shop class. (It can be any class, but usually a wood shop has cubbies for storage space.) The person is locked in, and people block the door. The person either has to get a friend to escape, or he can break free. If he cannot escape, then he might be let out. Upon release, the captors sing "Wood Shop Cubby Baby" to the tune of Family Guy's "Prom Night Dumpster Baby".
Wood Shop Cubby Baby by asdasdascxc May 22, 2013
Cubicle Cupid
When a guy and girl make out and/or have sex in a public toilet cubicle, especially after eyeing each other out in a club and pub. Rauchy and hot!
Cubicle Cupid by filthburger December 17, 2011
Street Clubbin’
Street Clubbin’
A big weekend event when there are crowds of people on the streets and also inside of the club partying at the same time.
When people are partying in the club and outside of the club at the same location.
A big weekend event when there are crowds of people on the streets and also inside of the club partying at the same time.
When people are partying in the club and outside of the club at the same location.
Person: Hey! Bro what’s happening tonight?
Person: I heard It’s going to be a Street Clubbin’ party on the west side tonight.
Person: bet, I’ll be there.
BY: GiovanniDYMillYentei
Person: I heard It’s going to be a Street Clubbin’ party on the west side tonight.
Person: bet, I’ll be there.
BY: GiovanniDYMillYentei
Street Clubbin’ by MillYentei DYSlick March 15, 2021
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"