Annoying species of human often found lurking in shops and restaurants. A cross between a cunt and a customer. Can usually be identified by the upturned nose and asking of stupid questions/stating the obvious!
Aha, the shop's quiet I can have a cigarette. Oh balls, here comes another cuntomer
The elaborate conglomeration of the wordscunt and arse to create a word used for extreme descriptive purposes. Generally used to express dissatisfaction at ones actions or personality traits.
The female equivalent of a cuckold. A submissive wife with a husband who takes on nympho and skanky lovers whereby the husband's sexual pleasures become the wife's vicarious sexual pleasures and experiences.
The wife learned how to please her husband by watching a cuntold satiate him