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1.
Half cunt, half cock. Denotes a general loathing.
"Joseph Stalin was a total fucking cuntock."
by HBastard October 28, 2005
 
2.
an e-person in an internet chatroom of indeterminate sex: ie. may possess a pork sword or beef curtains.
that nicki is such a fucking cuntock. i bet she has a cock.
by senor incognito October 21, 2007
 
3.
the flap of skin between the cunt(pussy)and buttocks
Kick him in the cuntocks implies that the person is already devoide of bollocks thus should not feel the inpending blow
by A.P. April 19, 2006