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1) n. someone who is acting like a douchebag

2) adj. word used to describe a person whose features resemble female genitalia
1) I decided to go home because Tom was acting like a total cuntoid.

2) Did you see that girl's face?? She had cuntoid lips!
by vwwoolle March 02, 2008
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A word describing a cheap, white-trash, nasty bitch who looks like her cunt stinks like hemorrhoids and has oozing puss dripping out.
Look at that stupid cuntoid, she should take her skanky ass back to the trailer park.
by Manuel Snodgrass April 07, 2004
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A cunt who has been in especially cunty mode, like a bodybuilder on steroids.
Mooby, you've been a cunt all your life...but lately it seems that you have been on cuntoids!
by G-Unit-Actual January 03, 2017
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