Crotch Burn 

chafing between the legs and groin area which most often burns and turns red.Often happens to people with excess weight and constint sweating.Sgn of a fungi infection most times.

Man dude that workout with the trainer's is rough,I'm getting Crotch burn.

Crotch Burn by Manuel Mayhem September 14, 2010

crotch burner

A laptop computer that does not dissipate heat terribly well, causing discomfort in the lap or crotch of the user.

The new PowerBooks are extremely fast but unfortunately that makes them terrible crotch burners.

crotch burner by Shalroth May 16, 2005

Crotch Burner

A romantic novel that consists of 80% sex scenes and 20% story. Geared towards women, these are the equivalent of internet porn for men and can include romantic encounters of many sub genres including contemporary, historical, science fiction and paranormal. Usually are cheap, paperback, and found in mass at local supermarkets and drugstores, or in the hands of the middle aged woman on the bus.

The hypocritical thing about it, is that my girlfriend hates that I would watch porn, but she is never without one of her crotch burner books.

Crotch Burner by killerapt December 3, 2013

crotch burners 

A company that specializes in laser hair removal.

I'm not looking forward to tomorrow, I have an appointment with the crotch burners.

crotch burners by SmokingJacket December 7, 2010

Crotchburn 

What you get after sliding down a broken rope swing. Hurts like a bitch, resulting in what is similar period blood. Will cause you to be the subject of ridicule for the rest of your life.

"Jumping onto that plastic kiddie ropeswing was a mistake, I slid all the way down it and landed on my ass, along with getting a major crotchburn."

Crotchburn by iamyourmommm July 24, 2009

Crotchbung 

The watery, pungent residue which accumulates in the area between the legs and genitals in human males.

Lance would often wake up his wife in the morning by wiping his finger with fresh morning crotchbung and holding it under her nose.

Crotchbung by E.G. April 1, 2006

Burnham-on-Crouch

Burnham on Crouch is a small picturesque town on the River Crouch. The town's rich history goes back in the archaeological record to the Bronze Age and is documented in the town's museum. Burnham was once part of the thriving oyster trade and some of the grand homes built by the local oyster merchants still remain. Burnham has a former WWI airfield as well as a series of WWII pill boxes along its coast line. Burnham these days is a popular sailing destination and with its picturesque views of the river and countryside walks it is very popular with walkers to. The town has several nice cafés and pubs to visit and even a art deco styled cinema.

Burnham-on-Crouch a lovely place to visit.

Burnham-on-Crouch by Einnej May 4, 2019