This is an appropriate abbreviation of "School Cafeteria" which encompasses the green beans in the jello, the mystery meat, and the raisin pot pies, all of which are not very palatable. You could say it's the school cafeteria, but why not use a better word, "crappeteria."
I thought of this thinking of a word that is already in use, "cinemuck" to describe the crud that collects on the floor in a theater.
"Dude, let's go out for lunch ! There's no reason to eat in the crappeteria if we don't have to."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'