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(n) To forget the obvious while remembering the minute.
"Man, I left my house yesterday and remembered to put my new yellow shoelaces in my shoe. Then I realized I had forgotten to put on my pants."

"That is so Craig!"
by The Nabber December 05, 2012
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a manuever in the lunch line where one talks to another and then gets into the line.
" Look at Kamari, he's attempting a Craig"

"he has balls"
by datkidarounddablock December 07, 2012
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A short man with a bad temper and no sense of how to act in society. One that is easily angered and can't be reasoned with. In general he is a lil bitch and should be shunned.
by Bobohio December 02, 2013
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To be stood up with no explanation.

To be craiged.
'What happened to your date last night?'
'They stood me up and didn't tell me why'
'Oh how awful. I would hate to get craiged.'

'You better come tonight, don't craig me'

'I can't believe he didn't turn up. He pulled a craig'
by hiviz2010 February 20, 2010
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The act of anonymous, consensual, homosexual sex in public restrooms. Made famous by Senator Larry Craig of Idaho, who got busted performing said act by a police sting. Perhaps not surprisingly, Mr. Craig has strongly opposed any remotely gay-friendly legislation.
If you ever really need to get laid, you can always pull a craig.
by L4rry September 27, 2007
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has a girlfriend usually named sarah and is a perfect young couple with a slight age gap. soulmates. the one.
dude! look at that couple! so sweet together! his name must be craig and hers sarah!! nawww.
by Tameika223322 December 15, 2008
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For a gay man to violently sodomize another man in a men's restroom.
"Did you hear on the news? That man got craig'd in the bathroom!"
by Hans Zimmerman September 04, 2008
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