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(verb) To masturbate under a desk or table during class.

Only applies to men masturbating as "craig" is a masculine verb. Only masturbating under a desk or table does not constitute as craiging, the deed must occur in a classroom during a lecture or other educational lesson.

Origin: From the Celtic name "Craig" transformed through anthimeria from a noun into a verb because of a dumbass of the same name performing said act.
"Hey, did you hear about that kid in Mr. Witt's class?"
"Craig? Masturbating? Yeah I heard."
"He was totally craiging!"

"Did you see our substitute teacher's cleavage?"
"Yeah, I'm totally going to craig to that"
"Great idea man, pass the hand lotion."
by Celph Titled February 06, 2012
 
30.
The term craig can be used anywhere, it depends on what craig means and where it is used.

To be craig - to be hench/ripped/peng/beasty/manly.

Craig you up - to rape/have sex/beat up/touch up etc.

To be craiging - weight training, taking a fat dump, to be just loling.

just sayin.
we all love a bit of craig
by lukenukem1012 June 07, 2011
 
31.
constantly injures himself so that he can limp and gain sympathy as he think this is a way to pick up girls. obsessed with red, this is because he believes he is a demon child when in reality he is just a mong...this type of species commonly found in pairs, usually with a cairn (see UD for cairn). common catch phrases, 'thats how i roll' and 'you get me' even when there is nothing to get. can be seen as a demented frog and more often than not seen with a rape face. the name Craig is commonly associated with the 1983 rapist which is why Craig's are usually seen with a rape face. has a special dance which could be described as the hokey kokey however above all this is a very lovely person, just beware as he may rape you...
"yoo look at that lovely person doing the hokey kokey"

yo maan thats a craig hes got the venomous red on, watch out he may rape you check out the rape face"

"ah shit yeah damn his dance almost lured me in, thanks man you got my back"
by yobabes December 24, 2012
 
32.
God
Look at jesus's dad craig
by bangbang247 October 22, 2012
 
33.
An inexperienced frequent flyer
Craig booked a flight on FlyDubai, and then later said he didn't know it was an airline.
by Walter22 June 08, 2011
 
34.
A move in the school lunch line where one or a small group of people sneak into the door where the people who have already gotten their lunch come out; attempting to get your lunch earlier; without getting caught.
Me: "look, Brittany and Brenna are attempting to pull a Craig!!"
Rachel: "They have balls."
See, reverse craig
by Buckaroooo March 01, 2010
 
35.
To be stood up with no explanation.

To be craiged.
'What happened to your date last night?'
'They stood me up and didn't tell me why'
'Oh how awful. I would hate to get craiged.'

'You better come tonight, don't craig me'

'I can't believe he didn't turn up. He pulled a craig'
by hiviz2010 February 20, 2010